Tune Maaatteee
- Athlete – If I Found Out
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- Athlete – Trading Air
- Athlete – Tourist
Car Crash!
Posted on November 20th, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
Phrases used to describe accidents include: auto accident, car crash, car smash, car wreck, fender bender, motor vehicle accident (MVA), personal injury collision (PIC), road accident, road traffic accident (RTA), road traffic collision (RTC), road traffic incident (RTI), smash-up, bingle and traffic collision.
Car Crash! An incedent that leaves a mess and or folk hurt and crying!
Saturday will be a CAR CRASH Saturday was a CAR CRASH!
I asked Wilma!
Goat - Penguins says:
Will Saturday be a car crash?
- Wilma - Type “Menu” to see my new features says:
I can’t answer that. Though I would say HELL YES!
First ever show review
Posted on November 13th, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
(PsiSoldier) says: very very very weird
Ten GOOD reasons why extending pre-charge detention is a BAD idea
Posted on October 29th, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
Ten GOOD reasons why extending pre-charge detention is a BAD idea:
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Old Testament
Posted on October 22nd, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7 plagues. In the New Testament, its like he has turned over a new leaf, you don’t hear some much of the nasty things he did to his people (because if you believe in it, everyone on earth is his creation) You know what happened around the time between the New Testament and the Old Testament?
He got laid
Things never to say During sex
Posted on October 21st, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
Things never to say During sex
Messiah
Posted on October 21st, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris.
Even if it comes, by that time you’ve accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you’re fucked no matter what you do.
Surgery :)
Posted on October 11th, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
I am home!!! After an over night stay at my sisters I am home! Well at my parents! Still sore but have drugs (Legal ones) and Irn-bru so I am OK 
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W.S.D
Posted on October 11th, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
Dressed as a cowboy on top of a hill it’s sadder than it probably sounds
Porn
Posted on October 9th, 2008 by Div.
Categories: General banter.
Right now I’m watching this porno
dude gets on bus full of white high school girls and gets raped I’ve been on a school bus before and this didn’t happen. I’m beginning to think that porn isn’t based on true stories.
